Bacon Lovers can Smell Like a Pig (Video)

If you're looking for a porky perfume, look no further. Thanks to J&D Foods, they've come up with a unique idea for a meaty musk that comes in a bacon-smelling deodorant. (We knew people liked to eat bacon. We didn't really know people wanted to smell like it, but go figure.)

"Everyone who has been around it dies laughing," said J&D's owner Justin Esch, according to the Daily Mail.

Let's take a look and see what their website says. According to the company's motto, the Power Bacon, as the product is called, "will probably make everyone drawn to you like the most powerful magnet on Earth." (Wait a minute... Is this product related to AXE Deodorant?)

At $9.99 a pop, you'll be sure to attract all the ladies? Or individuals who love bacon, at least. But the product also warns that you may attract some wildlife, too. (Note: Animals love bacon.)

The website even warns "do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing Power Bacon."

Yet the company also adds that the right way to adorn the meaty-freshness is to liberally apply it to your underarms and private areas. (But... animals. Attacking. Privates. Not good.)

Surprisingly, despite the website's warning, the Power Bacon doesn't actually contain any real bacon. Just pork-flavored synthetics, which might send bears running another way. (After all, these guys know the real thing when they smell it. Yogi was no dummy. Well, actually...)

And J&D foods boasts that they're full of other porky products as well, including bacon sunscreen, bacon seasoning and bacon shaving cream. (Some folks just love their bacon. We know we do!)

Want to learn more about this product? Check out this video, courtesy of the Huffington Post.